Because it’s full of Michael Fassbender.
What? Scarlett couldn’t make it today, so I’m posting something I know she’ll love.
Oh. How we all suffer in the name of friendship. Am I right, or am I right?
Also, while we’re suffering, have a link to some excerpts from Fassbender’s British GQ interview, wherein he talks about sex enough to make an erotica writer blush. Or at least flush happily. The link is right here. You are all most welcome.
Tomorrow, I’ll come back with a real post. But this? This one is pretty damn awesome, if I do say so myself.