Intros and Pimping and Other Stuff…

Hello everyone! I’m happy to announce that I am the newest member of the Dirty Birdies blog. I’ve been a fan of the site for some time now and have guest posted before, so now I’m a fully fledged member of the ‘pervs of a feather’ I am delighted.

Sooo… I guess I’d better introduce myself properly, hadn’t I? I’m Lucy Felthouse, and I’m from Derbyshire in the UK. I’ve been writing as long as I remember, and penning smutty stuff since my first year at University (someone dared me. True story). I had my first story published in Scarlet Magazine in 2006, swiftly followed by a short story in a print anthology from Xcite Books. Since then I’ve continued writing naughty words, mainly short stories and have added Cleis Press, Noble Romance, Ravenous Romance, Summerhouse Publishing and Sweetmeats Press to my publishing credits (see em all here), as well as many magazines and websites. I’ve also branched out into writing longer pieces and aim to have finished a novel by the time I’m 30 (luckily I have three and a half years to go).

There’s lots more to me than writing,  naturally, but I don’t want to bore you to tears so I’d better tell you the important stuff, huh? I’m a perv (hence my invite to blog here) and I like hot guys. So expect my posts going forward to range from hot guys, to hot stories, to writing stuff and all kinds of randomness in between.

Okay, enough about me. Happy Halloween! It’s not such a big deal over here in the UK than it is in the US. In fact, I’m not doing anything at all for it, other than hiding indoors and hoping my car doesn’t get egged. Oh, and celebrating my two new releases. Which brings me nicely onto…


I’ve been told that because it’s Monday, I’m allowed to pimp my stuff. Which is useful, because I’ve had two short stories/novellas (classification varies by publisher) released this month which fit perfectly into today’s post because they’re both spooky, and feature ghosts. One of them even takes place over a Halloween weekend – how cool is that?

So, without further ado, I would like to introduce my two smutty new stories:

Weekend At Wilderhope Manor

Weekend at Wilderhope Manor

When Stephanie and Jenny go to a Murder Mystery Halloween weekend at Wilderhope Manor, they’re expecting fun and games. But following creaky floorboards, spooky noises and an alarming encounter in the Manor’s grounds, the girls begin to wonder if there’s more to Wilderhope Manor than meets the eye. As they find frequent comfort in one another’s arms – and their bed – will the girls discover what’s causing the bumps in the night, or will they run scared?

For more info, an excerpt, book trailer and buy links, go here.


Love Through TimeLove Through Time

Westbury Hall is a stately home with a fascinating past, and when book conservator Emily Stone starts uncovering it, she’s startled by what she finds . . . .

Emily arrives at Westbury Hall with a job to do. She’s to clean and conserve all of the books in their impressive library, preserving them for future generations. Not long into her stay at the house, she bumps into the night guard, George. She’d expected an old, balding guy with a comb over, so the hunky chap she actually meets is a very pleasant surprise. The introductions complete, George leaves Emily in peace to get on with her job. But when a falling photograph sets off a chain reaction of ghostly events, Emily and George are thrown together in order to find out who—or what—is causing them. Their investigation uncovers a tragic past, a lost love, and a stunning secret.

For more info, an excerpt and buy links, go here.

Aaaaanndd… I think that’s quite enough from me for one day. I’ll be back very soon with new pervery and all the other good stuff you’ve come to expect from Dirty Birdies. Have a great Trick or Treat!

8 Responses to Intros and Pimping and Other Stuff…

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  3. Elizabeth Silver

    Woot! We are so happy to have you here with us, Lucy! Welcome to the insanity!

  4. Welcome, Lucy! Sounds like you’ll fit in just fine amongst the rest of us pervs!

    And YUM! to that pic of Philip Winchester! (Which reminds me, I’ve got two or three eps of Strike Back on the ol’ DVR to watch!) 🙂

    • He’s gorgeous, isn’t he? Strike Back DVD is on my Christmas list. It won’t be long before there are holes in the discs that aren’t meant to be there! Especially the sex scenes 😉

  5. Nice introduction, Lucy.
    You know I’ll be popping in now and then to see what you’re up to.